All I want for Christmas is a shiny Azumarill with Huge Power.
Domesticated Reindeer - DarkTara
what is the male to female ratio of santa’s little helpers? do they receive equal pay?? do they have a union/??
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
- January 2013: this will be my year
- December 2013: maybe not.
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
Hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping
oh the weather outside is frightful
but the internet is so delightful
since we’ve no place to go
let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll